2008-09 NFL Season begins!!!

Super Bowl XLII

The Mission: Super Bowl


The Time: 5 PM


The Temperature: Don't know yet


Bacon: Some, hopefully


Quadratic formula: a2 + 2ab + b2 = c, I think


Super Bowl pick: Patriots


Wife's pick: Giants


On the line: I have to watch Gilmore Girls if I lose



Favorite movie: Ernest Goes To Camp


Mayonnaise: No thank you

Hitler's take on the Cowboys' Loss to the Giants

Playoffs - Conference Weekend

Conference weekend picks:



AFC


New England > San Diego
Cheerleaders > Philip Rivers



NFC


Green Bay > NYG

Playoffs - Divisional Weekend

Divisional weekend picks:

AFC

New England > Jacksonville

Indianapolis > San Diego

NFC

Dallas > NYG

Seattle > Green Bay

Playoffs - Wild Card weekend

Wild Card Weekend Picks:

AFC

Jacksonville > Pittsburgh
San Diego > Tennessee

NFC

Washington > Seattle
Tampa Bay > NYG

Week 17

Week 17 picks:
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New England > NYG
Seattle > Atlanta
Cleveland > San Francisco
Green Bay > Detroit
Jacksonville > Houston
Cincinnati > Miami
Philadelphia > Buffalo
Tampa Bay > Carolina
Dallas > Washington
Arizona > St Louis
Minnesota > Denver
San Diego > Oakland
Kansas City > NYJ
Pittsburgh > Baltimore
Chicago > New Orleans
Indianapolis > Tennessee (look for Ken out there!)

Week 16

Jessica Simpson is distracting Tony Romo!!!
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Week 16:
Pittsburgh > St Louis
Dallas > Carolina
Buffalo > NYG
GB > Chicago
Cleveland > Cincinnati
Detroit > Kansas City
Indianapolis > Houston
Jacksonville > Oakland
Philadelphia > New Orleans
Arizona > Atlanta
Tampa Bay > San Francisco
New England > Miami
Seattle > Baltimore
Tennessee > NYJ
Minnesota > Washington
San Diego > Denver

Week 15

BND lucks out on the forces that run this universe hating the Lions as much as the rest of us.
Week 15:
Denver > Houston
Cincinnati > San Francisco
New Orleans > Arizona
Tennessee > Kansas City
Jacksonville > Pittsburgh
Baltimore > Miami
GB > St Louis
Cleveland > Buffalo
New England > NYJ
Seattle > Carolina
Tampa Bay > Atlanta
Indianapolis > Oakland
Dallas > Philadelphia
San Diego > Detroit
NYG > Washington
Minnesota > Chicago

Week 14

Week 14:
Washington > Chicago
Buffalo > Miami
Cincinnati > St Louis
Dallas > Detroit
Green Bay > Oakland
Tampa Bay > Houston
Tennessee > San Diego
Jacksonville > Carolina
NYG > Philadelphia
Seattle > Arizona
Minnesota > San Francisco
New England > Pittsburgh
Denver > Kansas City
Cleveland > NYJ
Indianapolis > Baltimore
New Orleans > Atlanta

Week 13

RIP Sean Taylor.
I think one of the worst things I have seen in my life is a family ripped apart when someone is taken away.
I didn't know Sean Taylor, but from the way friends and teammates speak of him, he sincerely sounded like a guy who was turning his life around. There's nothing that impresses me more than someone who sees who he is and faces his character defects like a man. Whether it be personal, health, law-related, what may seem like weakness actually takes so much strength, that some will never understand.
I hope that what I have heard is true, and that Taylor will be remembered for the way he faced his demons.
Week 13:
Dallas > Green Bay
Minnesota > Detroit
Philadelphia > Seattle
San Diego > Kansas City
NYJ > Miami
Jacksonville > Indy UPSET
San Francisco > Carolina
Tennessee > Houston
Atlanta > St Louis
Washington > Buffalo
Cleveland > Arizona
Denver > Oakland
Chicago > NYG
Tampa Bay > New Orleans
Pittsburgh > Cincinnati
New England > Baltimore

Week 12

Happy Thanksgiving to you all.
12-4 record last week marks the most impressive outing for Ken since that time he invented diet shampoo.
Week 12:

GB > Detroit

Dallas > NYJ

Indianapolis > Atlanta

Houston > Cleveland

Jacksonville > Buffalo

Kansas City > Oakland

NYG > Minnesota

Seattle > St Louis

Washington > Tampa Bay

New Orleans > Carolina

Tennessee > Cincinnati

Arizona > San Francisco

San Diego > Baltimore

Denver > Chicago

New England > Philadelphia

Pittsburgh > Miami

Week 11

The drama.
Will Ken have a winning week?
Will the Dolphins ever take a game?
Who would hit floor first in a fight between Danzig and Scott Stapp?
Week 11:
Cleveland > Baltimore
Tampa Bay > Atlanta
San Diego > Jacksonville
New York > Detroit
Philadelphia > Miami
Oakland > Minnesota
Indianapolis > Kansas City
New Orleans > Houston
GB > Carolina
Arizona > Cincinnati
Pittsburgh > New York
Dallas > Washington
Seattle > Chicago
St Louis > San Francisco
New England > Buffalo
Denver > Tennessee

Week 10

Week 10:
New Orleans > St Louis
As a matter of fact, I'd even take Ghandi > St Louis
Buffalo > Miami
Tennessee > Jacksonville
Pittsburgh > Cleveland
Washington > Philadelphia
Carolina > Atlanta
Kansas City > Denver
Green Bay > Minnesota
Baltimore > Cincinnati
Arizona > Detroit UPSET
Chicago > Oakland
New York > Dallas UPSET
Indianapolis > San Diego
San Francisco > Seattle UPSET

Week 9 Picks

Man, forget football this week.
San Francisco > Atlanta
Cincinnati > Buffalo
Detroit > Denver
Kansas City > Green Bay
San Diego > Minnesota
Jacksonville > New Orleans
Tennessee > Carolina
Tampa Bay > Arizona
Washington > New York Jets
Cleveland > Seattle
Indianapolis > New England
Oakland > Houston
Dallas > Philadelphia
Pittsburgh > Baltimore
Bye week > Chicago

NFL Week 7

In the absence of Ken Hawk, here are my weekly picks. Complete with cheerleader pics and everything.



Bal>Buf
NO>Atlanta
SF>NYG
NE>Miami
Ten>Hou
Det>TB
Arizona>Wash
Oak>KC
Cin>NYJ
Dal>Min
Seattle>ST. Louis
Chicago>Philly
Pittsburg>Denver
Ind>Jac

Maybe, I’m not quite over the beating my ‘Boys took last week.

Week 6

My picks: (45-31 overall)

Chicago > Minnesota
Cleveland > Miami
Aaaaaag?
Washington > Green Bay UPSET
Cincinnati > Kansas City
Tennessee > Tampa Bay UPSET
St Louis > Baltimore UPSET
Jacksonville > Houston
Philadelphia > NY Jets
Arizona > Carolina
Oakland > San Diego
New England > Dallas
Seattle > New Orleans
NY Giants > Atlanta

weeEk 5 piks

ken's adVICE: puT in oRten.
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week 5 picks (34-28 overall)
NYG > NYJ
Tennessee > Atlanta
Washington > Detroit
Pittsburgh > Seattle
Arizona > St Louis
New Orleans > Carolina
New England > Cleveland
Kansas City > Jacksonville UPSET
Houston > Miami
Indianapolis > Tampa Bay
Baltimore > San Francisco
Denver > San Diego UPSET
Chicago >>> Green Bay UPSET
Dallas > Buffalo