NFL Week 17 Picks

Everyone have a nice Xmas? spartachris got a hairpiece and five pounds of frozen shrimp, just like he had asked for.

BND "Extreme Couponing" (148-91-1)

Atlanta > Tampa Bay
Buffalo > NY Jets
Cincinnati > Baltimore
Chicago > Detroit
Houston > Indianapolis
New Orleans > Carolina
Philadelphia > NY Giants
Pittsburgh > Cleveland
Jacksonville > Tennessee
Denver > Kansas City
Green Bay > Minnesota
New England > Miami
San Diego > Oakland
Seattle > St Louis
San Francisco > Arizona
Dallas > Washington

spartachris "Stretchpants" (153-86-1)

Atlanta > Tampa Bay
Buffalo > NY Jets
Cincinnati > Baltimore
Chicago > Detroit
Houston > Indianapolis
Carolina > New Orleans
NY Giants > Philadelphia
Pittsburgh > Cleveland
Tennessee > Jacksonville
Denver > Kansas City
Green Bay > Minnesota
New England > Miami
San Diego > Oakland
Seattle > St Louis
San Francisco > Arizona
Dallas > Washington

Amy "Hollaback" (143-96-1)

Atlanta > Tampa Bay
Buffalo > NY Jets
Cincinnati > Baltimore
Chicago > Detroit
Houston > Indianapolis
New Orleans > Carolina
NY Giants > Philadelphia
Pittsburgh > Cleveland
Tennessee > Jacksonville
Denver > Kansas City
Green Bay > Minnesota
New England > Miami
Oakland > San Diego
Seattle > St Louis
San Francisco > Arizona
Dallas > Washington

NFL Week 16 Picks

spartachris's letter to Santa:

"daer Satan:

all i want is chrismas cheerleaders this year plez hold on who threw that hot dog at me BRB my two year old is in trouble bye"

BND "The House" (138-85-1)

Atlanta > Detroit
Carolina > Oakland
Dallas > New Orleans (I know this is wishful thinking, but...)
Green Bay > Tennessee
Houston > Minnesota
New England > Jacksonville
Indianapolis > Kansas City
Miami > Buffalo
San Diego > NY Jets
Philadelphia > Washington (I'm gonna regret this pick)
Cincinnati > Pittsburgh
Tampa Bay > St Louis
Denver > Cleveland
Chicago > Arizona
NY Giants > Baltimore
San Francisco > Seattle

spartachris "Hung Like A Stocking" (142-81-1)

Atlanta > Detroit
Carolina > Oakland
New Orleans > Dallas
Green Bay > Tennessee
Houston > Minnesota
New England > Jacksonville
Indianapolis > Kansas City
Miami > Buffalo
San Diego > NY Jets
Washington > Philadelphia
Pittsburgh > Cincinnati
Tampa Bay > St Louis
Denver > Cleveland
Chicago > Arizona
NY Giants > Baltimore
San Francisco > Seattle

Amy "Pepper" (134-89-1)

Detroit > Atlanta
Oakland > Caolina
Dallas > New Orleans
Green Bay > Tennessee
Houston > Minnesota
New England > Jacksonville
Indianapolis > Kansas City
Buffalo > Miami
San Diego > NY Jets
Washington > Philadelphia
Cincinnati > Pittsburgh
Tampa Bay > St Louis
Denver > Cleveland
Chicago > Arizona
Baltimore > NY Giants
San Francisco > Seattle

....
one of you ask Santa for a bunny?

NFL Week 15 Picks

Yeeeeah told you I would jump in with the cheerleaders BND, you owe me ten bucks.

BND "Watch Me Crush This Beer Can Against My Forehead" (129-78-1)
Philadelphia > Cincinnati
NY Giants > Atlanta
Denver > Baltimore
Green Bay > Chicago
Washington > Cleveland
Houston > Indianapolis
Miami > Jacksonville
New Orleans > Tampa Bay
Minnesota > St Louis
Detroit > Arizona
Seattle > Buffalo
San Diego > Carolina
Dallas > Pittsburgh
Kansas City > Oakland
New England > San Francisco
NY Jets > Tennessee

spartachris "Hammertime" (132-75-1)
Cincinnati > Philadelphia
Atlanta > NY Giants
Denver > Baltimore
Green Bay > Chicago
Cleveland > Washington
Houston > Indianapolis
Miami > Jacksonville
New Orleans > Tampa Bay
St Louis > Minnesota
Detroit > Arizona
Seattle > Buffalo
San Diego > Carolina
Dallas > Pittsburgh
Kansas City > Oakland
San Francisco > New England
NY Jets > Tennessee

Amy "The Guns" (122-85-1)
Cincinnati > Philadelphia
NY Giants > Atlanta
Denver > Baltimore
Green Bay > Chicago
Washington > Cleveland
Houston > Indianapolis
Miami > Jacksonville
New Orleans > Tampa Bay
St Louis > Minnesota
Detroit > Arizona
Seattle > Buffalo
San Diego > Carolina
Dallas > Pittsburgh
Oakland > Kansas City
San Francisco > New England
Tennessee > NY Jets

Now I'm just embarrassed.

NFL Week 14 Picks

Spartachris's personal Bears-without-Urlacher Emergency Response fan notes, for those interested:

1. Don't Panic.
2. Panic.
3. Go outside. Rake yard.

BND "Sh!t Just Got Real" (120-71-1)
Denver > Oakland
St Louis > Buffalo
Atlanta > Carolina
Dallas > Cincinnati
Kansas City > Cleveland
Indianapolis > Tennessee
NY Jets > Jacksonville
Chicago > Minnesota
Pittsburgh > San Diego
Philadelphia > Tampa Bay
Baltimore > Washington
San Francisco > Miami
New Orleans > NY Giants
Seattle > Arizona
Green Bay > Detroit
Houston > New England

spartachris "Dance Fever" (123-68-1)
Denver > Oakland
St Louis > Buffalo
Atlanta > Carolina
Cincinnati > Dallas
Kansas City > Cleveland
Indianapolis > Tennessee
NY Jets > Jacksonville
Chicago > Minnesota
Pittsburgh > San Diego
Tampa Bay > Philadelphia
Baltimore > Washington
San Francisco > Miami
NY Giants > New Orleans
Seattle > Arizona
Green Bay > Detroit
New England > Houston

Amy "We Got A Badass Over Here" (114-76-1)
Oakland > Denver
Buffalo > St Louis
Atlanta > Carolina
Dallas > Cincinnati
Kansas City > Cleveland
Tennessee > Indianapolis
Jacksonville > NY Jets
Chicago > Minnesota
Pittsburgh > San Diego
Philadelphia > Tampa Bay
Baltimore > Washington
San Francisco > Miami
NY Giants > New Orleans
Seattle > Arizona
Green Bay > Detroit
Houston > New England

NFL Week 13 Picks

Hey, thumbs up for the Colts cheerleaders who chopped it all off for a great cause.

It grows back ;o)

BND "The Texas Flying Tomato" (113-62-1) New Orleans > Atlanta Buffalo > Jacksonville Chicago > Seattle Detroit < Indianapolis Green Bay > Minnesota Carolina > Kansas City New England > Miami NY Jets < Arizona San Francisco > St Louis Houston > Tennessee Tampa Bay > Denver Baltimore > Pittsburgh Oakland > Cleveland Cincinnati > San Diego Dallas > Philadelphia NY Giants > Washington

spartachris "Swag" (115-60-1) New Orleans > Atlanta Buffalo > Jacksonville Chicago > Seattle Detroit > Indianapolis Green Bay > Minnesota Carolina > Kansas City New England > Miami NY Jets > Arizona San Francisco > St Louis Houston > Tennessee Denver > Tampa Bay Baltimore > Pittsburgh Oakland > Cleveland Cincinnati > San Diego Dallas > Philadelphia NY Giants > Washington

Amy "Crazy Legs" (105-69-1) New Orleans > Atlanta Buffalo > Jacksonville Chicago > Seattle Detroit > Indianapolis Green Bay > Minnesota Kansas City > Carolina New England > Miami Arizona > NY Jets San Francisco > St Louis Houston > Tennessee Denver > Tampa Bay Pittsburgh > Baltimore Oakland > Cleveland Cincinnati > San Diego Dallas > Philadelphia NY Giants > Washington

NFL Week 12 Picks

BND "Sarge" (104-55-1)

spartachris "Big Country" (106-53-1) Houston > Detroit Dallas > Washington New England > NY Jets Chicago > Minnesota Cincinnati > Oakland Cleveland > Pittsburgh Indianapolis > Buffalo Jacksonville > Tennessee Denver > Kansas City Seattle > Miami Atlanta > Tampa Bay San Diego > Baltimore Arizona > St Louis New Orleans > San Francisco Green Bay > NY Giants Philadelphia > Carolina

Amy "The Scarlett Vendetta" (96-63-1) Houston > Detroit Dallas > Washington New England > NY Jets Chicago > Minnesota Cincinnati > Oakland Pittsburgh > Cleveland Indianapolis > Buffalo Tennessee > Jacksonville Denver > Kansas City Seattle > Miami Atlanta > Tampa Bay Baltimore > San Diego Arizona > St Louis San Francisco > New Orleans Green Bay > NY Giants Philadelphia > Carolina

NFL Week 11 Picks

And here comes BND gunning for the lead. Who will take home the title of world's sexiest man? Or whatever we're doing here.

BND "The Ladykiller" (92-53-1)

spartachris "White Hustle" (93-52-1) Buffalo > Miami Atlanta > Arizona Tampa Bay > Carolina Dallas > Cleveland Green Bay > Detroit Houston > Jacksonville Cincinnati > Kansas City St Louis > NY Jets Washington > Philadelphia New Orleans > Oakland Denver > San Diego New England > Indianapolis Baltimore > Pittsburgh San Francisco > Chicago

Amy "The Night Queen" (85-60-1) Miami > Buffalo Atlanta > Arizona Tampa Bay > Carolina Dallas > Cleveland Green Bay > Detroit Houston > Jacksonville Cincinnati > Kansas City St Louis > NY Jets Washington > Philadelphia New Orleans > Oakland Denver > San Diego New England > Indianapolis Pittsburgh > Baltimore San Francisco > Chicago

A few more cheers for our guys and girls in the forces.

NFL Week 10 picks

Here we go, week 10 of footb- what's that?

It's the 2012 MIDSEASON ATTACK OF THE CHEERLEADERS! Complete with hysterical commentary!

This is my idea of any given day in Texas, BND.

Likes: romcom movies, beaches. spartachris likes: O Magazine, bus stations.

"I'm onto you spartachris, jersey or not I know you're not Drew Brees."

"Actually, they used to be this big."

I wonder if she's more the Cannibal Corpse or Meshuggah type of girl.

As long as the Cowboys Cheerleaders keep their end of the deal I don't care how it goes down in Dallas.

"UUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP"

Anyone else know Michelle Rodriguez was cheering in the NFL?

Natalie Portman too?!? Where the hell have I been?!?

That's about all the muscle they have in Philly this year.

That is a nice. Uh. Knees.

To all who voted yes on budget cuts in military uniforms, THANK YOU.

If you're not wearing any underwear, smile.

Heh. Really?

Girl on the far right? Normal wardrobe.

This is what I imagine women do everytime they go off to the bathroom together.

That's it. I'm heading down to the enlistment office.

Only strategy the Jags have left: cheerleaders take the field, hope for the best.

How hard do the Browns blow? It's literally affecting the other team's cheerleaders.

We dated once. That skull bit at me every time I made a move.

"What's his sign say? 'KAN I HIT TEH SHOWARZ WITH YOO?' Not if you can't spell, BND."

"You're just a guy dressed as a cheerleader. I'm not going to hit the showers with you spartachris."

"Yes Amy I'll hit the showers with you."

Now the week 10 picks.

BND (82-50)

spartachris (85-47) Indianapolis > Jacksonville Baltimore > Oakland Denver > Carolina NY Giants > Cincinnati Miami > Tennessee Detroit > Minnesota New England > Buffalo Atlanta > New Orleans Tampa Bay > San Diego Seattle > NY Jets Dallas > Philadelphia San Francisco > St Louis Chicago > Houston Pittsburgh > Kansas City

Amy (77-55) Jacksonville > Indianapolis Baltimore > Oakland Denver > Carolina NY Giants > Cincinnati Miami > Tennessee Detroit > Minnesota New England > Buffalo New Orleans > Atlanta Tampa Bay > San Diego Seattle > NY Jets Dallas > Philadelphia San Francisco > St Louis Chicago > Houston Pittsburgh > Kansas City